tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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PEOPLE’S OPINIONS OF ME

mirandagettingfit:

college-life-crisis:

Acquaintances:

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My best friends:

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accurate

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Title: KOTF (Slowed & Throwed)
Artist: The Weeknd

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givemeyourfirstbornchild:

sweetindielove:

We should’ve realized since back in February when Abel released the Drunk In Love remix that he was going in a whole new direction with his music. Even on his guest appearances he’s been different, with “Or Nah” and “In Vein”. “Often” and “King Of The Fall” are just continuing that theme.

Never realize these things til after that fact. That’s how it always is with Abel. Gotta decode and decipher shit.

Word


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marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via orgasm)


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racingbarakarts:

I’ve made a mistake

queerchesters:

arterialspurt:

queerchesters:

fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card

I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.

you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping

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okaymofo:

you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter